If this is what professors can research in the name of science, then damn... what the hell am I doing ??? =) And dude... this is whart separates UPitt from CMU... UPitt people seem to be having all the fun. ;) Still not going to click those two links? Okay... here are some quotes to entice ya...

According to Calloway the best kind of dildo to use is one made out of silicone. "You can hand it down from generation to generation," she said. "And it's dishwasher safe."

pu heh heh heh. ^^;